Honeymoon Night

 Hahaha nice couple joke.

On wedding night, husband asks
wife: “I thought I'm your first boyfriend? and why you no longer a virgin?”
Wife: Yess I'm telling the truth, you're my first boyfriend, all the rest are only customers.

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Battery Full Joke

 Think first very reacting…

At midnight… wife’s mobile phone beeps.
Husband checks it & gets angry. He wakes his wife up.
Husband: (angry) “Who is this person saying “beautiful”?”
(Surprised, wife checks her mobile phone.)
Wife: (very angry) “are you stupid, use your glasses… 

It's not beautiful…but battery full!”

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