Unsay Hitsura

 Kun ang utan og prutas mag ka estoryahay!

Brocolli: Ako mura kog puno-an tan awon.

Wallnut: Ako mura kog utok tan awon.

Mushroom: Ako mura kog payong tan awon.

Corn: Ako mura kog ngipon tan awon.

Apple: Labi naku! mura kog kasing2x tan awon.

Banana: Oi pwewde change topic?

Eggplant: Maojud!

Cucumber: Mura man me og Luso tan awon gud!

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Kandila

Usa ka madre nagpa check-up sa klinika, pero nasayop ang laboratory kay nailisan
iyahang ihi sa specimen sa babaye na mabdos.

Usa ka madre nagpa check-up sa klinika, pero nasayop ang laboratory kay nailisan

iyahang ihi sa specimen sa babaye na mabdos.

Doktor: Sister, ang resulta sa imo lab test naga-ingun na mabdos ka

Madre: Sure ka Dok? maka mabdos diay na kandila?

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Crush Line

 Pick up line

I looked at my crush while I was filling her glass with water.

The water overflowed and spilled all over my trousers.

She looked at me and asked, "What are you doing?"

I said, "For you, I will always give 118 percent.."

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Stars

 One of the funniest jokes

A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes "Look at the stars, that's how much I love you"

The girl is confused, "But it's morning, there are no stars?"

Boy nods, "Exactly!"

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Restaurant Jokes

One of the funniest jokes

A guest calls the waiter and complains, "How come there are no chairs at our table?"
The waiter shrugs, "I'm sorry but you only booked for a table"

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Penpal

 Penpal is an old school dating ways 

One penpal to another,
"Can you tell me what you look like?"
Do you know Beyonce?
"Yes"
"So, not like that."

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